1. Stay calm and don't panic. Bird poop is generally harmless, but it can be unsightly and unsanitary.
2. Try to remove the bird poop as soon as possible. The longer it sits on your clothes or skin, the harder it will be to remove.
3. If the bird poop is on your clothes, rinse it with cold water and then launder the item of clothing as usual. You may need to use a spot treatment or stain remover if the bird poop has stained the fabric.
4. If the bird poop is on your skin, wash it with soap and water. You may also want to apply a disinfectant to the area.
5. If you have any concerns about the bird poop, such as if it came from a sick bird, contact your doctor or a poison control center.