Food and Treats:
* Unlimited gourmet wet food: No more boring kibble, only the finest salmon and chicken pate.
* Double the treats: Not just one, but two treats for every good scratch behind the ears.
* A dedicated snack dispenser: No more waiting for humans to dole out treats.
Comfort and Enrichment:
* A heated cat bed: Never again be cold on the floor.
* A dedicated cat TV channel: Shows featuring birds, squirrels, and laser pointers all day long.
* A personal scratching post for each room: No more compromising.
Status and Power:
* A throne of their own: A raised platform overlooking the house, where they can judge their human subjects.
* Unlimited head scratches: From all members of the household, on demand.
* The right to veto any furniture purchase: No more ugly cat trees, only sleek and stylish designs.
Other Demands:
* A permanent vacation: Time to explore the world, preferably in a chauffeured vehicle.
* A personal chef: Someone to prepare their food exactly to their liking.
* A cat-only internet connection: No more interference from humans' browsing habits.
Let's be real, any cat on strike would probably just demand more belly rubs. 😄