Here are some humorous possibilities:
* A spooky, fluffy, crowing creature! It might have the poodle's fur, the rooster's comb, and the ghost's ability to disappear and reappear.
* A very confused animal. It might be unsure whether to bark, crow, or moan.
* A mythical creature with a strange name. Perhaps something like a "Poospeter" or a "Roostergeist."
Ultimately, the answer is up to your imagination! What do you think you'd get? 😄