Why did the teacher wear sunglasses? Because her students were so bright.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed.
What do you call a person who's afraid of Santa Claus? Claus-trophobic.
Why did the math book look so sad? Because it was full of problems.
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired.
Why did the teacher put the clock in the corner? So the students could learn from its hands.
Why did the student eat a ruler? Because he wanted to have a measuring stick.