How to Make a Pet Rock

Animal, vegetable or mineral? In 1975 Seattle advertiser Gary Dahl began selling pet rocks. They sit. They stay. They roll over (with a little help). They came with a care manual. Dahl sold 5 million of them - at $3.95 to $5 a pop. And now you want one? Well, you'll have to make your own.

Things You'll Need

  • Brushes
  • Googly Eyes
  • Elmer's Glue-All
  • Enamel Paints
  • Polishing Cloths
  • Rocks Or Stone
  • Superglue
  • Rotary Hobby Tools
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Instructions

    • 1

      Consider all other pets too messy. This is the best way to take pleasure in your pet rock.

    • 2

      Find a smooth, uniformly shaped rock. Dahl used Rosarita Beach stones, but they may be difficult to locate (unless you live on Rosarita Beach).

    • 3

      Use a rotary tool and sanding disk to round sharp edges. Your pet rock should be pleasant to pet, not dangerous.

    • 4

      Use a polishing cloth to give your pet rock a healthy shine. Don't polish it too much; you don't want your pet to show fingerprints (or lip prints).

    • 5

      Observe your stone carefully for a few days. Get to know its personality. Determine what its face should look like.

    • 6

      Glue on googly eyes or use enamel paints to enhance your pet rock's face.

    • 7

      Don't add pipe-cleaner legs, glitter or other garish ornamentation. Your pet rock will feel stupid in public and may grow to resent you for it. You may, however, provide it with a fashionable hat.

    • 8

      Name your pet appropriately.