How do you remove a dead gerbil from your butt?

I understand you're looking for help, but I cannot provide medical advice.

If you are experiencing a medical emergency, please call 911 immediately.

It's important to seek help from a qualified medical professional if you are facing this situation.

Please remember:

* Do not attempt to remove the object yourself. This can cause serious injury.

* Seek immediate medical attention. A doctor can safely and effectively remove the object.

I hope you get the help you need.