* Sir Snugglesworth: Sounds like a distinguished gentleman, but for a human, it's just awkward.
* Princess Fluffball: Adorable for a fluffy kitty, but not so much for a human princess.
* Captain Cuddles: A great name for a cuddly pup, but a bit silly for a human captain.
* Lord Chewbacca: This one might be a little too out there for a human, even if it's a cool name for a dog.
* Professor Squeak: A cute name for a tiny rodent, but not so much for a human professor.
Ultimately, the best pet name is one that you love and that suits your furry friend's personality. But maybe avoid some of these if you want to be taken seriously! 😄